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CHOKE-GASP-SPUTTER- DYING.. MUST.. GET… FRESH…. AIRRR!!

[ sweatshop v1.2]

if you feel your head go woozy
its the lab
and the elevator’s a doozy
its the lab
if the bathrooms couldn’t get more shitty
and the decor isn’t pretty
if you’d rather eat dead kitties
its the lab.

if the air is unbreathable
its the lab
if they confiscate your eatables
its the lab
if you’re dying of asphyxiation
and would leave without hesitation
and go worship your playstation
its the lab

if the net is down again
its the lab
if the cooler is your best friend
its the lab
if the PC’s are DOA
and the assistants are MIA
if you don’t remember seeing the light of day
you’re in the lab.

if you’re boiling in mid-winter
its the lab
if you want to burn the printer
its the lab
if your neighbour is obnoxious
and the smell leaves you unconscious
and cs majors make you nauseous
its the lab